Social Network Hell..?

My status just updated
My thoughts the world will know
My love life "complicated"
My profile says its so

My friends are all out shopping
My mother feeling sick
My ex is just bed hopping
My thoughts are he's a dick

My profile needs updating
My head is in a spin
My friends all sat there waiting
My what a mess I'm in

My Facebook woes are truthful
My keyboard never lies
My friends all look so youthful
My mugshot not so nice

My greatest aspiration
My story I should tell
My message to the nation
This Social Network's hell.