Once I caught a fish alive,
Six, seven, eight, nine ,ten,
Then I let it go again.
Why did you let it go?
Because Brussels told me so.
Quotas full and that's my plight
Governments are always right.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty dumpty had a great fall
He sued the kings horses he sued the kings men
And now he is richer than all Dragon's Den
Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow
If its in the EU There will be a to do
If you haven't let MAFF and Co. know.
She sells seashells upon the seashore
But Eu told you she cant anymore
She sells seashells but needs a permit ticket
But she says No Eu you can bloomin stick it.
Little Miss muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and way
But Brussels decided
They weren't confided
And told her to throw them away.
Mary had a little lamb
It hadn't got a billet
Brussels said we cant have that
And sent some men to kill it.
Little bo peep has lost her sheep
And doesn't know where they're at
She's been reported and now she's deported
And you can thank Brussels for that.
Incy wincy spider climbing up the spout
Incy wincy spider couldn't work it out
Out came the sunshine on that sunny morning
Along with the MP's who said its global warming
Simple Simon met a Pieman going to the Fayre
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman "can I taste your Wear"?
The Pieman said I'm sorry son but they are frozen hard
I transport them at -6 or Europe says I'm barred..
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